The Capt'n's Gold

Arrrr, treasure. He has it.  Glittering dubloons.  Glistening jewels.  Chests of gold.  It is all his, for ever and ever.  Yes, this old pirate will have eternity to enjoy his loot.  He can just sit there, counting his spoils.

If only he could spend it.

An old pirate sits upon his booty in Pirates of the Caribbean.